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Turner’s rum-fueled victory: a newport legend’s chaotic legacy

Ted Turner wasn’t known for subtlety, and his 1977 America’s Cup triumph was a spectacular, rum-soaked testament to that fact. The story, largely overlooked amidst the obituaries, reveals a man who redefined celebratory excess – and left a lasting, slightly terrifying, impression on Newport.

The dockside riot

The delay after the final race was typical: a crew eager to celebrate, often with a generous helping of hard liquor. But Turner’s crew? They went above and beyond. Accounts describe a scene of exuberant, almost primal, revelry – sailors swinging from rigging, bellowing "Down Under" at the top of their lungs. It was, by all accounts, a level of debauchery rarely seen in competitive sailing.

And then there was Turner himself. Witnesses recall him systematically emptying a bottle of rum, disappearing beneath the table to replenish his supply – a spectacle that cemented his reputation as a force of nature. He wasn’t just winning; he was conducting a performance.

A cautionary tale

A cautionary tale

As my friend George Reedy famously put it, describing Lyndon Johnson, Turner was a ‘son of a bitch, but a colossal son of a bitch.’ He was a disruptive, often infuriating figure, responsible for the Atlanta Braves’ struggles and the initial, disastrous stewardship of CNN. Yet, he possessed a singular, almost reckless, energy. His America’s Cup victory, fueled by copious amounts of rum and a disregard for conventional decorum, perfectly encapsulated this duality.

Looking back, it's a reminder that legends are rarely built on quiet dignity. Turner’s legacy isn’t just about preserving wilderness or broadcasting news; it’s about the sheer, unadulterated joy – and occasionally, the spectacular chaos – of a man living life on his own terms. He remains, to this day, the only skipper to truly dominate a post-race press conference, a singular brand of disruptive Entertainment.